Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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