i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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