i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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