remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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