The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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