I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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