How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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