is your mom at the bar?
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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