You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Randomize
