I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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