dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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