Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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