btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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