"it" just moved
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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