Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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