Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
They have beer where we have blood.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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