If that was your dad, he is hot
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
When are your genitals available?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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