So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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