Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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