i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
