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why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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