I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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