just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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