Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
