I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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