i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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