I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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