haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Randomize
