What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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