Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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