found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
did i just pee glitter
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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