dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
ttyl tear gas
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize