Have you finally orgasmed yet?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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