try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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