do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We just shotgunned beers for America
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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