OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Randomize
