just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
