Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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