i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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