Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
we made out on top of his cat.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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