I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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