i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i may or may not be watching the land before time
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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