you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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