I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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