You're completely useless in the revolution.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I think I sprained my soul last night
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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