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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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