my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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