she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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