Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
too bad you live with your parents still
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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