She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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