normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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