i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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