Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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