but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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